Touching Biker Story

A GROUP of bikers were out riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the policeman who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, “Hey, Baby, whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”

She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!”

While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive’, George also didn’t want to miss this ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either, so he asked, “Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don’t you give ole George here your best last kiss?”

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that — and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker friends, the onlookers, and even the policeman, and then says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why in the world are you committing suicide?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl,” she replied tearfully.