The Neighbour

I AWOKE for a leak in the middle of the night and noticed a burglar sneaking through next door’s garden. Suddenly, my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly. He then began digging a grave with the shovel. Astonished, I got back into bed.

My wife said, “Darling, you’re shaking… what is it?”

“You’ll never believe what I’ve just seen,” I said. “That bastard next door has still got my fucking shovel!”