The Blonde Waitress

THE manager of an up-market restaurant was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his stunning blonde waitress for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from university. I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus l4 percent, how much would you take off?”

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everything but my earrings.”