Stammerer’s Action Group

A VERY pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer’s Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said, ”If any of you can tell me where you born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.” 

The Englishman immediately piped up, “B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham.”

“That’s no use, Trevor,” said the speech therapist. “Who’s next?”

The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out, “G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow.”

“That’s no better either, Hamish. Now, how about you, Paddy?”

The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to five, and blurted out, “London.”

“Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.

After 10 minutes of steamy sex, Paddy said, “d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry.”