Smart Blonde

TWO Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde chicky babe walks by and asked them what they were doing. 

“We’re supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole,” replied Paddy, “but we don’t have a ladder.” 

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off.

“Isn’t that just like a blonde!’ Mick said to Paddy. “We need the height and she gives us the freckin’ length.”