Shampoo Warning!

IT’S so good to finally get a health warning that is useful. I don’t know why I didn’t figure this out sooner! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, “For Extra Body And Volume.” No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well, I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dishwashing soap instead. Its label reads, “Dissolves Fat That Is Otherwise Difficult To Remove.” Problem solved!

If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower…