Sex After Surgery

A SURGEON went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake so he examined her. “You’ll be fine,” he said.

“How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, doctor?” she asked.

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. “What’s the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won’t I?”

“Yes, you’ll be fine,” he replied, “it’s just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.”