East Indian Cab Driver

A STARK-naked drunken woman jumped into a vacant cab. The East Indian driver was immediately beside himself and just kept on staring at the woman. He makes no attempt to start the car.

“What’s wrong with you, sunshine, haven’t you ever seen a naked white woman before?”

“I’ll not be staring at you, lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper where I am coming from.”

“Well, if you’re not bloody staring at me, what are you doing then?”

“Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with.”