Blind Golfers Ahead

A PRIEST, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese business man, and an Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.

The Aussie fumed, “What’s with those blokes? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes.”

The Indian doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such poor golf.”

The Chinese business man called out, “Move it, time is money.”

The priest said, “Here comes George the greens-keeper. Let’s have a word with him. Hello, George, what’s wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they.”

George replied, “Oh yes, that’s a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight in an explosion while saving our clubhouse from a fire last year so we always let them play for free anytime.”

The group fell silent for a moment.

The priest said, “That’s so sad I think I’ll say a special prayer for them tonight.”

The Indian doctor said, “Good idea. I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”

The Chinese business man replied, “I think I’ll donate $50,000 to the Fire Brigade in honour of these brave souls.”

The Aussie said, ”Why can’t they fucking play at night?”