A Biker’s Fairy Tale

ONCE upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess to marry him. The Princess said no and the Prince lived happily ever after; and rode motorcycles and banged skinny, long-legged, big tittied broads; and hunted and fished and raced cars; and went to naked bars and dated women half his age; and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan; and never heard bitching and never paid child support; and banged cheer-leaders; and kept his house and guns; and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts; and never got cheated on while he was at work; and all his friends and family thought he was firkin cool as hell; and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.