All Crumpled Up

WITH a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?”

“No,” said her husband. 

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned top three buttons of her blouse, slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill. 

He took the crumpled $20 bill from her and smiled approvingly. 

She then asked, “Have you ever seen $50 all crumpled up?” 

“No, I haven’t,” he said, an anxious tone in his voice. 

She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled $50 bill. 

He took the crumpled $50 bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?”

“No way,” he said, becoming even more aroused and excited.

“Go look in the garage,” she replied.