Getting Married Late

JACK, aged 92, and Gill, aged 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in. Jack addresses the man behind the counter, “Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

“We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”

“Of course we do.”

“How about medicine for circulation?”

“All kinds”

“Medicine for rheumatism?”

“Definitely.”

“How about suppositories?”

“Yes”

“Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimers?”

“Yes, a large variety. The works.”

“What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

“Absolutely.”

“Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

“We do…”

“You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”

“All speeds and sizes.”

“Adult incontinence pants?”

“Yes.”

“Then we’d like to use this store for our wedding presents list.”